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chase two girls
lose 'the one'
you always come back to me
you make my heart
shake
bend
+ break

but i can't turn away and it's driving me wild.
you're driving me wild.
 
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know
i'm just going to follow my heart
what am i to you?
does this even matter?
it won't work out unless you change.
this sucks!
you're not
really good
at comforting me,
you know?
Life Is Not Easy For Lazy People. I Wish They Should Have Sense Toward Life And They Do Something.

i think i'll look back and laugh
i just want to know the reason
i'll probably look back and laugh
i just want to know the reason
surely i'll look back and laugh

will the reason be because
it worked out
well or differently?

i want to know the reason.

when we don't text i feel this knot in my stomach.
i think i am already   attached to you.
even if there's others on your roster...
i just don't know how to overcome you.
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